How do Fortune 500 companies pay zero in taxes while college loans go up to 6...– Elizabeth Warren, speaking at a town hall in Massachusetts (via newshook)
grffindors: do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking
abigaillx: the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
raspberrying: I’m genuinely unsure as to whether Amanda Bynes is really going through some kind of episode/meltdown or if she’s just putting on a genius charade and laughing herself to sleep at night I’m convinced it’s all a show and she just is trolling all of us.
twentyone-forever: Some people are just so childish that its ridiculous. Preeeeeeeach.
-everysecond: i think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time”
thiswildvision: I just need to meet some really chill people who’ll go on adventures and listen to The Cinema and Lydia and City & Colour and Bon Iver with me
The amount of school work standing between me and my flight home next Thursday should be considered abuse.
the-vashta-nerada: i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer
Boston. Fucking horrible. I remember, when 9/11 went down, my reaction was,...– Patton Oswalt https://www.facebook.com/pattonoswalt/posts/10151440800582655